We’d like to tongue Suen Tung Tung. There are so many ways we’d love to show our appreciation for this Hong Kong-based actress, our tongue being only one of our body parts we’d offer to this icon of sexuality. If we had to pick one of her movie that makes us pay such perverted tribute to her, it would have to be Horrible High Heels (1996), a horror flick about someone skinning dead bodies and using their hides to make shoes. Sounds like a business plan. It certainly helps an under-functioning factory get back on its feet, so to speak. It also helps us get an erection, where Suen is in a sex scene shows all three-Bs. Put that in your shoe and jerk it.
